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 October 2005 Favourites
Office Attachments Bullfight
Fighting bulls is stupid. Fighting them without your pants on is just plain crazy. (WMV 1.65MB)
Office Attachments Football Derbies
Name the derby city in this tricky little footy-themed teaser. (EXCEL 587KB)
Office Attachments Vote Boris
Everyone's favourite former Tory MP - as you've never seen him before! (WEB)
Office Attachments Mario Music
Listen to the beautiful music of the Mario Brothers. (WMV 2.89MB)
Office Attachments Lord Of The Piercings
The one ring is somewhere even Sauron won't be able to find it. (WMV 2.41MB)
Office AttachmentsBlondStar
Those good folks at Blond Star. Helping blondes through the day since 1956. (WMV 1.77MB)

 October Archives
African Dinner - How to make snake pie, African style. (PPS 1MB)
Adam! - They’re messing with our childhood again. (WEB)
African Fast Food - He ordered take-out. Unusually, it arrived in seconds. (MPEG 2.22MB
Anti-Virus - They’ve come up with the perfect anti-virus solution. (JPEG 61.4KB)
Are You Posh? - This easy test will tell the lad from the lord. (31.5KB)
Armchair Games - Test yourself against your housemates. (WEB)
Ba Ba Black Sheep... - ...like you’ve never heard it before! (MPEG 2.24MB)
Baby Powder - You’re using too much. (MPEG 0.98MB)
Bad Luck - You’ve got to say the lad’s been unlucky. (MPEG 917KB)
Bad Luck (2) - The lad’s given 120 percent,. (MPEG 931KB)
Bad Luck (3) - Now this is just plain bad luck. (MPEG 359KB)
Bag Lady - An old bag meets an air bag. (WMV 954KB)
Bird Trouble - Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ? (WMV 2MB)
Bird Watching - A way of telling male and female birds apart. (JPEG 24.6KB)
Birdie - She’s hit a birdie. No really…(WMV 879KB)
BlondStar - Helping blondes through the day since 1956. (WMV 1.77MB)
Bread? - Imagine making your toast out of this! (PPS 1MB)
Bullfight - Fighting bulls is stupid. (WMV 1.65MB)
Bunnies! - This time they’re doing War Of The Worlds. (WEB)
Bush-Whacked - The familiar face is new. (WEB)
Car Bait - The Loch Ness Monster is alive and well. (MPEG 2.41MB)
Caravan Racing - Take pleasure smashing up a caravan or two. (WEB)
Chess Magic - Interesting optical illusion. (GIF 85.5KB)
Crisps - A little song about the nation’s favourite salt-laden fatty snack. (WEB)
Croc - Something stirred deep in the Congo...(WORD 131KB)
Days Like These - Youdon’t seem to be getting anywhere. (GIF 234KB)
Electric Fence - It came as quite a shock. (MPEG 330KB
Entrepreneur - You’re never too young to start making money. (JPEG 128KB)
Fisherman - He only wanted a fish. He got more than he bargained for. (MPEG 3.5MB)
Football Derbies - Name the derby city in this tricky little footy-themed teaser. (EXCEL 587KB)
Goalkeeper Warning - If you take penalties, don’t celebrate. (WMV 3MB)
Heterosexual - Her son might be heterosexual. (MP3 1.79KB)
Hold It In - How long can you hold your breath? (WMV 2.64MB)
Hurricane Wilma - A great picture of its current position. (JPEG 54.5KB)
ID Cards - A complicated issue, reduced to a cartoon. (WEB)
Insurance Claim - They went up in smoke (JPEG 50KB)
Judo Soccer - Surely the worst tackle ever! (WMV 422KB)
Kickball Challenge - It’s here footy fans. Computer keepy uppies! (WEB)
Last Laugh - She gets the last laugh, . (WMV 1.75MB)
Lord Of The Piercings - Somewhere Sauron won’t be able to find it. (WMV 2.41MB)
Lunch Thief - Is this the perfect crime? (WMV 0.98MB)
Man Show Boy - We’ve met this cheeky young pup before. (WMV 1.48MB)
Mansion Impossible - A game for the property developer in us all. (WEB)
Mario Music - Listen to the beautiful music of the Mario Brothers. (WMV 2.89MB)
Martial Arts Monkey - If Bruce Lee had been born a chimp…(MPEG 2.92MB)
Matrix Ping Pong - Who needs computer generated special effects? (WMV 3.41MB)
Maze - Keep the blue dot on the yellow path. (WEB)
Mexican - It’s the re-friend beans…(WMV 1.31MB)
Miami - Where old folks and young let it all hang out. Priceless. (JPEG 139KB)
Mind Reading - The kid with the hair sure knows his numbers. (WEB))
Mona - The most famous woman in the world is looking a little bit dowdy. (JPEG 589KB)
Mugger Bait - Surely the worst job in America. (WMV 3.97MB)
Natural Animation - Nature in all its wild, wonderful beauty. (WEB)
New Mouse - Amusing computer/rodent mix-up. (WMV 712KB)
New Signings - Mourinho’s back in the transfer market. (JPEG 106KB)
Office Olympics - Test yourself against your colleagues. (WEB)
Pimp My Party - The clapped out Conservatives need some pimping. (WEB)
Pimp My Pushchair - The bling thing starts early these days. (WEB)
Presidential Speechalist - The guy that makes sure the President is speaking your language. (WEB)
Rock Paper Missile? - Never play games with Saddam. (PPS 438KB)
Sexy Chair - The best looking thing in the room. (WMV 4.2MB)
Ski Lift - Take the chair after you’ve reached the bottom. (MPEG 868KB)
Smuggling - Stupid Germans. Plucky Brits. (WMV 1.55MB)
Sonic Boomtown - Race around, blow up buildings. . (WEB)
Speeding Saves Lives - The proof is here. (WMV 659KB)
The Lift - Something’s bound to go wrong. (WEB)
Toads - It’s what teenage boys go to the pool for. (JPEG 630KB)
Trivial Pursuit - A little online teaser of the classic board game. (WEB)
Vote Boris - Everyone's favourite former Tory MP - as you've never seen him before! (WEB)
Water Bed - Puerile fun from Germany. (WMV 2.75MB)
Water Jump - You know what's coming, but you want it anyway. (MPEG 757KB)
What Happens When... - The cat in the hat, that’s what. (WORD 46KB)
Work Poo - How to take a dump at work . (WORD 26.5KB)

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Office AttachmentsKing of ListsNew!

Lists about everything: 20 things you didn’t know about sleep, 10 things every kid should know, the top 40 things that only happen in movies. Truly, the king of lists. p>

Office Attachments Grocery Lists<

And talking of lists (see above), the world’s largest collection of discarded grocery lists is here. Interesting, in a mundane way.

Office Attachments Rock, Paper, Scissors, Tank!New!

In this 101 move version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Sun warms Porcupine, Laser burns Camera, and Monkey rips up Book. Genius.

Office Attachments Men and Women New!

The difference between men and women? This very funny page pretty much says it all. Apparently, there’s no horse.

Office Attachments Room CastleNew!

Do you want your whole living room converted into a castle? Of course you do. Here’s how to do it.

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